COVENTRIANS 1-2 BOLDMERE FALCONS: LINK TO THE GAME ACTION & BOLDMERE'S CELEBRATIONS...

PLEASE CLICK ON THIS MESSAGE TO GO TO THE 17 MINUTES OF GAME HIGHLIGHTS...

THE BODGING QUITE LIKES PLAYING IN THE CUP...

COVENTRIANS' NEW HOME...

THE FLAG SOMEHOW MAKES THE BACKGROUND SEEM A LITTLE BLEAK...

NO CAUTIONS WERE PLANNED TODAY, BUT PLAYERS IN TROUBLE WOULD BE FORCED TO CYCLE ROUND THE OLD CRICKET PITCH THREE TIMES BEFORE RETURNING TO THE GAME...

MR ANNOYED, ARRON CHESHIRE (2) IS ABOUT TO WIGGLE FISTS WITH MR ANGRY, DANNY FLEMING, CAPTAIN FALCON...

FOLLOWING THE HANDSHAKES, THE COVENTRIAN PLAYERS WHOOP ABOUT WHILST BOUNCING, RATHER LIKE THE DEMENTED SQUIRREL IN MY BACK GARDEN...

THE MFL DIVISION 3 RUNNERS-UP 2017-18:
BOLDMERE S&S FALCONS...

DECREPIT & ABANDONED CRICKET PITCH, SURELY...

A LATE WIN FOR FALCONS & TIME TO CELEBRATE, DESPITE THE LACK OF A LEAGUE OFFICIAL TO AWARD THE TROPHY PROPERLY...

BEANO & MR ANGRY PREPARE TO SOAK THEIR MATES IN ALCOHOL...

LONG SEASON BUT WORTH IT...

WET HEADS, CRAP VOICES...

"WE ARE GETTING PISSED, SAY WE ARE GETTING PISSED..."

"IS THE BOSS GONNA RUN AROUND IN HIS KNICKERS?"

MR ANGRY DISPLAYS A CUTE SMILE.
HE TOLD ME TO WRITE THAT.
IF I DIDN'T, HE SAID HE'D MAKE INDENTATIONS ON MY SHINS...

THE RISING FALCONS...

THE MANAGER & THE SKIPPER...

...& AGAIN IN MORE DETAIL...
SCARY...

THE LADY: "ARE YOU WEARING CLEAN PANTS, RICH?"
"NO IDEA BUT I'LL LOOK BRILLIANT ANYWAY..."

THE GENTLEMAN ON THE RIGHT HAS JUST REALISED WHAT COLOUR PANTS HE'S WEARING...

TOP GOALSCORER REECE GIBSON DISPLAYS A TATTOO OF POOH BEAR...
(NOT REALLY...)

IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR...

THE MANAGER HAD BEEN DESPERATE FOR A PEE & FOLLOWING HIS RUSH ABOUT IN GRIM UNDERWEAR & THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HIS WET SHORTS, IT'S CLEAR THAT HE'S ALREADY UNLOADED...

NOW THIS IS MOST EMBARRASSING...
NOT ONLY WEARING PINK BUT GOING THROUGH HIS BALLET ROUTINE AS WELL.
IT IS TAKING PLACE NEAR WHAT USED TO BE A COLLIERY, TOO...